Hi, I am Ted and I am divorced. Not dead, not socially outcast just divorced.
Ok so tell us Ted what the problem is? There is a problem I assume?
Well, here goes. I am a man with emotions, feelings and desires. I am attracted to beautiful women as I have been before, however before I was married and never considered an affair because of that. Now I am divorced, I do not wish to make love to every woman I see, but I would like love and be loved.
My work circumstances do not allow for a relationship as I spend 3 days a month back is South Africa, all of which is spent with my girls.
Rent him a lady for the pleasure of her ways and then hitch up my trousers and set off on another adventure?
Pursue the possibility of a Russian bride, limited knowledge of the English language and customs perhaps, but beautiful, loyal (I am told) and a companion.
I have agreed on principle not to mention the little people, often referred to as midgets, oh here is an advert I found on a website under "Exotic Pets".
Midget for Sale
Entertaining, friendly, clean and can be litter box trained. Perfect for leash training, fetching and tricks. Can be dressed in cute clothes.
Imagine how jealous your friends will be when they see you have your own midget.
Ok enough little side issues, back to my moral dilemma, paying a lady for her services is out of the question, the sweet Russian bride is too close to slavery in my humble opinion.
Religion degrees all activities of a sexual manner be carried out or administered within the legal restrains of marriage, sounds very erotic doesn't. "Darling, I feel a stirring and am contemplating an administration if your schedule allows it?"
So, pray do tell, what is a divorced hot blooded man to do?
Nite All.
Rented lady - no, not for you.
ReplyDeleteRussian - companionship from someone who cant speak English? No.
Midget - No!?
Religion dictating relationship - Not sure how important this is to you but if someone became important in your life, you would have to decide whether to get into the physical side or wait and formalise the relationship.
If you focus too hard on looking for your someone special, you may end up with the wrong person. If you are ready for love, love will find you, sometimes arriving from very unexpected places. Patience required! Be true to yourself...
Is a relationship only formalised through marriage? Its an interesting dilemma indeed.
ReplyDeleteNo, I dont believe so but I do believe in marriage. If you meet the right person, it wont be a dilemma...for either of you. I do believe in a committed sexual relationship but I personally would want that to eventually lead to marriage. I just do not believe there is that level of commitment between people who just want to live together.
ReplyDeleteHi Ted, Have you forgotten how to write? Look forward to hearing some 'pearls of wisdom' again soon!
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