What a Deal

Hello Sir

Hello, how can I help you?

Well, I am 2012 and would like to thank you for the opportunity to introduce myself and wish you the very best for the year ahead. If I may be so bold i had a chat with 2011 and she mentioned that you had some problem areas that might be looked at to avoid reoccurrence of similar situations.

Should I be sitting down for this and will this brutal honesty  hurt less than having to publically admit that I am a South African cricket supporter?

Haha we have a wonderful opportunity we would like to offer you. We are prepared to upgrade all your hardship and unpleasant moments of 2011 to Experience Bonus points at no cost to yourself.
But wait, if you accept now we will provide you with a sculptured photoshopped torso of yourself in ice! Great for parties and oyster bars.
Also guarantees you to be the coolest guy in the room!

And if you are one our lucky first customers born on a Monday at noon on a leap year and your parents have been to the Pyramids and the Great Wall of China before 1975, you could qualify for a further 3%.

So embrace the year and good luck to you too.

Nite all