The battle has been raging for some time and our resources are low, we have sustained attack upon attack and our forces are weary.
At first we attempted to contain the enemy to one area, but this failed and we have lost ground steadily. The morale of the troops is low and there are murmurs that maybe this a battle we cannot win without an alliance. I hope it will not come to that. The alliance they speak of is clinical in its methods, it destroys both enemy and friend alike and leaves the battlefield barren and desolate.
And so I have made an executive decision, antibiotics will not be our partner in this war, a combination of homeopathic infantry and cold/flu specialists will lead us in an assault on the core of the enemy, if we slay the master of the beast perhaps the beast will lose heart.
My head aches, my body is tired and my throat is raw, I am armed and ready for battle, I am prepared to fight.
Let the onslaught begin!
Nite all
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